So, how was the past year in your family? Was it entirely positive as people post on social media? Packed with top marks for your offspring and elaborate costume celebrations for the adults? Or was it a ocean of disappointment with only rare entertaining highlights? Is any of this authentic, or are we all digitally altered synthetic personas with unrealistic smiles?
I have gathered everyone for a reflection, whether they wanted to or not, to debate the crucial thing in twelve months: which video games we enjoyed the most. So here goes:
Pikmin
"Can’t you pick just one?"
"It’s not my games column."
On her phone, she’s been playing Cityscapes and "trying to find reasonable healthcare."
"Virtually?"
"In real life."
Overwatch
"I have no interest in games on my phone." He seemed insulted that the question was posed. Fair enough.
Resident Evil Biohazard
She's attempting to get into drama school, but when she wasn’t singing, she was immersed in Resident Evil. She also went on in great detail about her achievements on The Sims, where the Shark has a blooming utopia with infinitely better healthcare than her eldest sister has in real life.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She started the year at 60% completion and ended it at 82%. She's in it for the long run not a sprint for her. Her mobile diversion: something called Woodle, where you have to remove pins.
Minecraft
Any time I see my 21-year-old son playing Minecraft, I give him a hard time like a cross between a classic comedy bit. When he protests, I reply that I am engaging in this to toughen him up so he can mature and play games for grownups. It's a classic Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
She was the clear winner for this one. She is unstoppable. Superior than I was at Dancing Stage MegaMix in my prime.
Marvel Snap
It was in a league of its own to the hours I spent on this exceptionally well-crafted strategy competitive game, with its ever-changing range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The catch about games that constantly evolve their range is you eventually realize and understand it is all just an attempt to suck you into fomo-fuelled microtransactions. So enjoyment soured halfway through the year and it went into the bin.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Excellent reinvention of a legendary franchise. Captivating atmosphere from the beginning. I wish I could eviscerate my issues so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I decline to rush this gorgeous, distinctive game and I just didn’t have the time or headspace to give it what it needed earlier this year. With holiday guests over the festive period, I will be playing this in the late night after family time.
Balatro
I acknowledge Balatro was the previous year's surprise hit, but I was late to it. And it is incredible. It just gets each element right. The core concept is a fantastic concept, but the effects behind the different joker cards are so imaginative it has become a game I literally would play constantly. Throw in the cleverness of the card design, and this is an absolute peak of gaming. I wouldn't mind being stuck in a small space for hours just so I have an opportunity but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I endured a bit of backlash when I critiqued how a specific bug in another game ruined the experience for me, but that other title is still a colossal gaming achievement in terms of overall polish – which I recognized even more after experiencing Outer Worlds 2. So my appreciation goes out to the reader who took the time to send a message to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "poorly reasoned". I present that verbatim, because I respect the passion, and she is obviously an sharp judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Sure. Give me a punishingly tough Metroidvania-esque thing and don’t tell me guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "figure it out". How delightful. I acknowledge that it is beautiful and is perfection if you are into the genre, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I desire less in my mid-fifties. I was around back when many games were like this, and I’ve had enough. It was okay when I was a kid, but so was many outdated things.
Toss-up between business deals that caused concern, and premium pricing. Both morally indefensible and repugnant.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all make interesting names called from the back door at dinner time.
Right Thumb Joint. No joke. I don’t know if it’s because of video games or doomscrolling, but it is sore like anything in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs protected back in the 90s.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to make 2026 last until the end of days.
The Witcher 4.